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I’m constantly telling people to stay in their lane but I’m swerving all over the place 


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sharethatreally:

daddy luke being offended at your reluctance to leave your baby son alone with him and Michael while you go out, but then receiving multiple calls from both of them 10 minutes after you leave the house, and several text messages like “what do I feed him?????? I don’t even have boobs????” / “I…

boys are poisnous
they tell you they love you
for 7 months straight
and convince you that you are the stars in their sky
they look at you with crimson shining eyes
and you believe that no one could ever love you like he does
but at 2 a.m on a school night
he tells you he loves another girl
and he kissed her
when he was supposed to be with only you
you say goodbye
and instead of crying you are numb
you try to pretend you never loved him
but on easter dinner you’re sitting around with your family
and instead of going to his house for dinner afterwards
you’re going home to an empty bed
stupidly you go see him anyways
and you tell him how much you miss him and love him
and he kisses you with poisoin
and he tells you, you have to pretend that today never happened
because he’s dating someone else
and your heart breaks into a million pieces all over again

Living With Them For A Day

You: Guys where are you?
Taylor: Cock
You: No Taylor it's 10 in the morning for g-
Dillion: I got a blow job from my sister
You: That's just weird
You: Nash why are you holding a bottle of protein?
You: Nash put that fucking bottle down you are not force feeding Hayes with that shit
You: Cameron jesus christ put your shirt back on
You: Also you Sam
Cam: Don't pretend you don't like it
Sam: You like what you see
You: Both of you shut up and-
Mahogany: JACOB GODDAMMIT WHERE'S MY PIG?
You: Lox just relax I bet-
Jacob: WHY WOULD I GET YOUR PIG LOX?
You: Just relax and-
Jack J: This guy is commenting hate on our vines Chesterbot shit is about to go down
Jack G: DOWN WITH THE CHESTERBOT
You: Oh god please just calm down I just- CAMERON PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
Shawn: THATS IT WHO TOOK MY GUITAR?
You: You probably mispla-
Shawn: WHITESIDES WHERE YOU AT
You: Just don't scream and Cam I swear to god put that away or I wi-
Jacob: WHAT DO YOU WANT SHAWN
Shawn: DID YOU TAKE MY GUITAR
You: Both if you are literally 6 feet away from eachother there's no need to-
Jacob: NO I DONT HAVE IT
You: I will personally sew your lips together if the both of you don't stop shouting and- Matt why are you red?
You: Wait a minute where the hell is Carter and-
Carter: BOO
You: JESUS CHRIST CARTER DONT DO THAT OR I WILL-
Matt: SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK THIS CHILI IS HOT AS FUCK
Taylor: What do you fucking expect it's a chili Matt
Brent: Mmhm
You: Brent when did you get here and- where the hell did the Jacks go?
Sam: They stole a car with Shawn and Hayes
You: Oh god I'm so screwed
Matt: LETS PLAY SOME MUSIC
Mahogany: IM ON IT
You: Yes this would be- why is grind on me playing
Jacob: Hey Jacks, Shawn, and Hayes
You: Oh my god guys stop humping the floor
You: Guys what happened to the car
Hayes: Jack G crashed it uhm
You: WHAT
You: No Johnson you are not joining them do the grind on me
You: MAHOGANY CHANGE THE DAMN MUSIC
You: Wait where's Aaron
Aaron: I'm here but I'm not humping the floor
You: BLESS YOUR SOUL CARPENTER
You: LOX CHANGE THE GODDAMN MUSIC
Mahogany: FINE FINE JEEZ
You: Okay good good
You: Seriously Take You Down? Cam's going to dance and- jesus CHRIST Taylor and Hayes stop grinding
You: SOMEONE PLAY DECENT MUSIC
Shawn: ILL SING SUMMERTIME SADNESS
Jacob: NO I WILL
You: Both of you can just don't argue and oh god Cam what the fuck happened to your foot it's bleeding fast
Cameron: Call 911
You: Okay okay Nash hand me my phone and-
Cameron: 9 1 FUCKING 1
You: THEYRE ON THEIR WAY JUST CALM DOWN
Nash: WE CANT FUCKING CALM DOWN WERE HUNGRY
You: There's good in the fridge-
Taylor: WHY IS MY CAR DEMOLISHED
Dillion: What are you talking about dude
Shawn: Well shit
You: Please just calm down and-
Aaron: Jack isn't that the car you crashed?
Jack J: SHUT UP AARON
Taylor: GILINSKY YOURE GOING DOWN
You: PLEASE STOP JUST-
Cameron: MY FOOT IS FUCKING BLEEDING
You: THATS IT WILL ALL OF YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND I'LL TAKE YOU ALL OUT FOR TACO BELL
*everyone calms down and sit properly*
You: Un- fucking -believable
Brent: Taco Bell calms everyone down
You: Thank god you all finally shut up

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I’m sorry but this only has 8,000+ out of he millions of twitter/instagram/tumblr/facebook followers they have

This needs more notes like are looks really that important? 

11917 thats it out of the 2.1 million luke and ashton have on instagram

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One of my close friends named Brent (pictured above, he’s the one with short black hair and glasses) is in an extremely dangerous situation. 

To give you a little background information, Brent’s a transgender individual living with two extremely conservative parents who show zero respect for Brent’s gender identity, preferred pronouns and name, and little sympathy for his overall well-being. We met this fall at Bowling Green State University, and I became one of his close friends over the year. This year has been huge in terms of him coming out as trans and developing confidence in his gender expression. He’s made so much progress and I’m incredibly proud of him, but he’s had major fallbacks in terms of his relationship with his parents. They stopped paying for his schooling for a period of time (which nearly caused him to leave school), have put him through a disgusting amount of emotional abuse because of a past sexual identity and his current gender expression. They don’t believe in gender expression or identity other than the one assigned at birth, and refuse to acknowledge that it’s something that Brent’s been dealing with throughout his entire life. They thoroughly believe being Trans* is a choice, and this is something he has been persuaded to do.  

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